La, La, La. Happy, Shiny People have it their way at the Drive-through Church. "We get your order right the first time, everytime!"

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Happy, Shiny People - La, La, La. Happy, Shiny People have it their way at the Drive-through Church. "We get your order right the first time and every time!"



Happy, Snappy, Shiny megachurch-loving people. That cross, it's not for us - we don't even bother having a cross anywhere on our megachurch property. That Old Testament - we don't need a history lesson and neither do you at the Drive-through church. Holiness - who wants to take the fun out of the party with that downer idea. Afterall, we enjoy our Hollywood celebrities and sports professionals sitting in the front row. We wouldn't want to turn them off and lose their money, now would we?

Now, Hurry up! Drive through! We've got a world to impress!

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