Profile of America's Average Churchgoer - CINO: Christian In Name Only.
Profile of America's Average Churchgoer - CINO: Christian In Name Only. Place of Residence: Laodicea. Favorite Beverage: Lukewarm pro-abortion Starbucks Coffee. Favorite Flower: pro-abortion Ecke Poinsettias, especially when they are decorating around our church sanctuary with the big screen television during the NFL playoffs. Dream Vacation: Taking my kids to Disneyland during Gay Days at Disney. Favorite Movie: Any pro-gay Disney movie featuring theme music by athiest homosexual Elton John. Favorite Pastor: pro-Mormon Cult Joel Osteen. Most important lesson I have taught my children: If you wish upon a star long enough, you can grow up to be just like Miley Cyrus. Political Affiliation: Family Values Republican. Goal: Destroy America and Replace it with a Babylonian Kingdom. Occupation: Fundraising for GOP Pro-Life Charities while supporting pro-abortion businesses. Why? "Because I can, that's why!" Favorite Hobby: Volunteering for GOP Marriage Amendment...