Thursday, July 22, 2010

Penguins Boycott Argentina's Forced Same-Sex Marriage Law! Homosexual Activists Claim Penguins Are Gay: Shocked Penguins Drop Dead in Response!


Same-Sex Marriage Now Legal in Argentina
BUENOS AIRES – President Cristina Fernandez signed into law a bill authorizing same-sex marriage, a measure she said will make Argentine society “more egalitarian.”
“Nothing was taken from anyone; rights were given to those who didn’t have them,” she said during a ceremony at the presidential palace attended by officials, leaders of gay and lesbian organizations and cultural figures who supported the initiative.




Homosexual Activists Claim Penguins Are Gay: Shocked Penguins Drop Dead in Response.



Dead penguins washing up in Brazil

Hundreds of dead Magellanic penguins have washed ashore on beaches in Brazil this month, animal experts say.

At least 500 have been reported in the Peruibe area, The Christian Science Monitor reported. The city is south of Sao Paulo.


This is the latest in a series of global strikes by nature against areas of the world where homosexual activists are being empowered to spread homosexuality and paganism via their partners in activist governmental bodies and liberalized emergent church organizations.

38 comments:

Frenchie said...

Um... this clearly isn't the only thing disturbingly wrong with this article, but you do realise that Brazil and Argentina are two distinctly different countries? How are dead penguins washing up in Sao Paulo a 'strike of nature' against gay people in Argentina?

Anonymous said...

If the penguins are washing up in Brazil, they must dying of shock due to the fact that Brazil forces its gay citizens to remain single.

Homophobia is a sin like lying, stealing and murder. God hates sin. No one is born homophobic, they choose to be homophobic. You can also choose to leave homophobia. Thousands and thousands have found the strength to walk away from homophobia. The good news is that you can, too! If you are sincere and seek Christ, He will help lead you away from the immoral anti-gay lifestyle.

Anonymous said...

It seems like God's aim is a little off. Brazil is not Argentina, they don't even speak the same language.

If you are going to make these crappy claims, at least find something that makes a little sense

Snownova said...

God must have poor aim then, if he's washing up the dead penguins in Brazil, in reaction to "sins" in argentina.

Anonymous said...

You need professional help, and some medication. There's nothing "forced" about Argentina's law.

You are a completely insane nutjob. You are not a Christian, but a servant of satan with your lies, deceit, and distortion.

Shame on you!

Anonymous said...

Looks like the gays are the only people reading this insane blog. Well done James. You must feel so accomplished.

The Coyote said...

Is anybody sure that this site isn't an offshoot of The Onion?

Regardless, this is funny but not half as funny as Tony Perkins' recent reference to people grabbing their children and fleeing when the DC Gay Pride parade came marching up the street.

James Hartline said...

The James Hartline Report has over 60,000 email recepient readers, facebook followers on a private account, twitter followers and 150,000 hits on this blog. Not to mention www.jameshartline.com and other sites. Get with the program!

James Hartline said...

The penguins are from Argentina. Read your research before you post your incorrect diatribe. They washed up on the shores of Brazil after fleeing Argentina in a mysterious death march at sea. All of this was triggered AFTER the recent the Argentinian legislature forced homosexual marriage on their people against their will. Then again, Argentina's government has a long history of forcing, by dictatorship, destruction upon their vulnerable people.

Anonymous said...

This is one big conspiracy theory. Global warming makes more sense than Hartline's theory. Also, no Argentine dictatorship (like that of Juan Peron or the junta) would ever legalize gay marriage.

Anonymous said...

This poor queen really is crazy.

James Hartline said...

A number of the socialist dictators, like the one in Spain, are legalizing gay marriage as a vehicle for marginalizing their majority controlling Catholic Church groups. It's all political with them. They don't support homosexual weddings, they merely are fighting a religious war to defeat the Catholic Church with the weapon of sanctioning and forcing homosexuality on their nations.

Anonymous said...

Good theory, the whole gay marriage thing. OR it could be starvation like the real scientists suggest.

Science being the practice of drawing conclusions based on observed phenomena and facts, rather than making shit up based on some wacky dream you had in which a mythological omnipotent being takes revenge on his most favored creation by killing off a handful of a cute, but lesser species in a geographically unrelated area.

And how do you explain the report from 2008 when the EXACT SAME THING happened with more than 400 penguins?

Anonymous said...

This has to be the most deranged article, but then we are talking about the gay James Hartline. Remember keep your kids away from this physco.

Anonymous said...

This does not make sense. Pengquins are one of the 1500 documents species of animals(humans included) that practice same sex. So you logic does not make sense.

And how do penquins know what humans are doing? Can they read? did their "church" tell them to go kill themselves. Your comments are laughable to the point of delusional craziness.

Please seek help immediately.

YOu are a laughing stock on all the media sites.

Anonymous said...

Logical news reports:

Necropsies performed on many of the penguins show that they had no food in their stomachs and probably starved to death. It is possible that the cold waters, brought on by a regional cold front, made the fish that the penguins eat seek other waters. More tests are being conducted.

However, some scientists have other reasons for the problem. They believe that climate change, over-fishing and pollution of the water could cause the deaths. The penguins are either starving or becoming sick, unable to return to their homes.

So your view of same sex marriage issue is moot. Looks as if your god did not hand out a brain, bad genetics or to much unprotected sex when you were (actually still) gay.

Anonymous said...

LOL - the "Gay" pictured is former New York City Mayor Rudolph Guliani in drag, who's as straight as they come.

Inspector13 said...

thank you for proving just how stupid the anti-gay movement really is. they don't come much dumber than this.

Inspector13 said...

don't cry for me argentina, the penguins are in brazil.........

Anonymous said...

I guess being a lunatic keeps some people out of prison, eh James?

if there is a homosexual agenda, nobody has informed me or any of my gay friends... I feel left out.

did you learn the homosexual agenda in and out of prison for 18 years, as a prostitute or a meth addict?

maybe that's why I don't know what it is?

Robert said...

James said,
“A number of the socialist dictators, like the one in Spain, are legalizing gay marriage as a vehicle for marginalizing their majority controlling Catholic Church groups.”

James, you did not do your homework again. Spain has not been ruled by a dictator since 1978. The 1978 Spanish Constitution, which enjoys massive popular support, established Spain as a democratic state ruled by law.

In 2004, the nation's newly elected government, led by President José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, began a campaign for the legalization of same sex marriages, including the right of adoption by same-sex couples. After much debate, a law permitting same-sex marriage was passed by Spain's bicameral parliament, composed of the Senate and the Congress of Deputies on 30 June 2005. Same-sex marriage became legal in Spain on Sunday, 3 July 2005, making it the third country in the world to do so, after the Netherlands and Belgium and 17 days ahead of Canada.
The ratification of this law was supported by 66% of the population of Spain.

Anonymous said...

James wrote on Twitter:
It is my joyful duty to go to war against these Mormon Cult members like Derrick Roach who are establishing Roach Motels in San Diego's GOP

Derrick Roach replies on Twitter:
Wow! Washed up politician proclaims hate for Mormons, Gays and SDGOP @JamesHartline @SDRepublicans @TonyKrvaric @barryjantz @RPSDC

James, there is no way you can win this war. Your problem is that you are engaging in many wars but winning none. Masquerading as a Christian, pretending to be an x-gay, and posing as an expert on various topics from religion to history is not fooling anyone.
You are providing much humor for your audience but you are not accomplishing anything. You would be wise to pick a small achievable goal and focus on that until you succeed and then move on to larger goals as you gain experience.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Keep it up, James. Christians like you are atheism's best recruiting tool.

BoyToy said...

Encore!!
James you hit the jackpot with this post, at least at the Joe, My God blog.
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/07/tweet-of-day-james-hartline_23.html
62 comments and counting. My favorite:
“Hartline is working his way through the species catalogue. Next week, puppies and kitties will burst into showers of sparkles and glitter, sure signs they have been infected with the super-gay gay flu. Get a vaccination shot now! “

Glad to see that you are loosening up and taking things less seriously.

Anonymous said...

"Mr. Hartline takes insanity to a new low level. The bar has been reset."

http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/2010/07/23/24599

Anonymous said...

By any definition one cares to employ, Hartline is not a Christian. He can call himself Superman( a 1928 invention by Jewish writers ) but calling yourself a follower of God, does not make you one. If he is Baptized and that is a big if, he is either a heretic or a pagan. A heretic is one who is baptized but rejects the teachings of the Church and the teachings of Jesus. What hartline is doing is pretending to be a priest, prophet and King. He is acting like a king in that he pretends God has given him the kingdom of San Diego to convert. He pretends to be a prophet by making claims of future woe that never come to pass. He pretends to be a priest by lecturing others on moral correctness. In truth, this is someone who is mocking Christ, more than anythng else. It is a very serious sin. God is not mocked. Justice will prevail.

Sophie Jean said...

Just another example of the heteronormative agenda laughably trying to recast themselves as being against a mythical "homosexual" agenda.

Folks, look at the politics of these guys. If there is no agenda to keep those born as boys straight men or those born as girls straight women, then why do the same groups use the same strategies, and knowingly fallacious arguments across state boundaries to prevent or reverse legislation that promotes civil rights, while those who work for civil rights risk the dangers of telling their own stories so that politicians can understand the truth, so that they no longer need to live in fear?

Anonymous said...

Penguins can read? Or did they hear the news on thier iPods? And can a penguin go on a 'death march' from Argentina to Brazil? Maybe they flew? This article makes zero sense.

Anonymous said...

I really think "insane nutjob" pretty much covers it.

Anonymous said...

" President Cristina Fernandez signed into law a bill authorizing same-sex marriage, ....
“Nothing was taken from anyone; rights were given to those who didn’t have them, she said" ....

Not only did the majority of Argentina's elected officials vote for this bill, 70% of the citizens of Argentina were in favor of this bill. Only the Catholic priests were against it. The church is losing it's influence in most Spanish speaking countries as people begin to think for themselves. As usual, God did not comment on the bill before it was voted on. C'est la vie.

Anonymous said...

"JamesHartline: Jonestown Part 2: San Diego is establishing a new type of Jonestown (ala Guyana) where young, desperate dominionist Christians are recruited"

You call that NEWS, James? We're already onto the radical clerics of the American Taliban.

Anonymous said...

correlation does not equal causation.

Sam Henderson said...

I thought this might be a hoax like The Onion or Landover Baptist Church, but the credentials show this is real. What I want to know is who those ninjas are at the top. Are they good or bad? They're wearing pink so that means they must be gay. I'm wondering how many of these e-mail recipients and followers are legitimate homophobes or just people like me who look at it for ironic purposes.

Anonymous said...

So, I saw some roadkill today on my way home from church. There are gay people in my town. Does this mean the poor little Christian Squirrel committed suicide, a grave sin, because of the evil homosexuals?

Eric Moore, Phoenix said...

Who knew gays had so much power? We cause penguines to die and miss Argentina and wash up in Brazil. We also are responsible for the 9/11 attacks, Hurricane Katrina, dead and wounded military personnel in Iraq and Afgahnistan, AIDS, and the general undermining of Western Civilization.

You'd think, in light of all that power, we'd have equality in marriage, housing, public accommodation, and employment. But I guess all power has limitations.

Rev. Diane Wuesthoff, PassageWays said...

When I was growing up, Mr. Hartline, people who spouted insanity (and inanities) such as yours were to be found wandering the sidewalks of cities and towns, talking to themselves, sometimes carrying a bottle in a paper bag. They were regarded mostly with bemused tolerance, and they were known as "cranks." Technology has given you a forum, but it hasn't given you any more credibility than those poor, addled cranks had. You are either mentally ill or you are a raving hypocrite. Either way, you dishonor the religion you purport to follow and you dishonor the beauty and power of the English language by using it in such dishonest, hateful ways. Play with your fifteen minutes of what you must think of as fame, then fade into the utter obscurity and insignificance you deserve.

max said...

You simply fail to understand: this so-called radical gay agenda is nothing more or less than a demand to be treated with the same dignity and respect due everyone else.

I know it's hard for folks like you to understand, much less accept, but think on this: none of us is anywhere near perfect. Even the best of us can't help but sin. Frequently, we're all faced with a choice of sinning if we do one thing or sinning if we do the other.

A gay person has a choice between seeking love among those of his or her own gender or living a lie. Of course there's celibacy, but few among us are capable of walking that line. If you just aren't capable of loving a person of the opposite sex in the way that he or she deserves to be loved and you aren't capable of celibacy, what is the godly choice?

I've been taught that it is better to be open, honest, and true. For around 5% of us, that means to honestly embrace gayness as a part of who we are and openly seek what happiness we can find accordingly.

I'm not sorry that mainstream society is eroding your perceived right to live openly as a homophobe, just as I'm not sorry that we no longer tolerate open racism. Because bigotry is not a right.

You have a right to believe what you believe. None of us pick our beliefs the same way we pick our underwear. You don't have to believe that the love two men can share is the equal of the love of a traditional couple. But standing in the way of equality before the law is now and has ever been wrong.

On a personal note, you might want to take a deep look at why you're so threatened by the rising tide of gay acceptance. It's been my direct observation that homophobia like yours is more often than not a sign of repressed yearnings for cock.

I know it's not always the case, but it's so common and so commonly known that it's come to be seen as suspicious. If you don't want people--fairly or unfairly--labeling you as a pole smoking ass pirate, you might want to tone down the rhetoric.

Anonymous said...

Whats worse a gay person or a female preacher. both are crimes against nature!