Saint James Hartline's 2020 Revelation Revolution: The Democratic Party presidential debates are actually episodes from a reality tv show featuring mental patients during group therapy at a state mental hospital for the criminally insane.

Saint James Hartline's 2020 Revelation Revolution

The Democratic Party presidential debates are actually episodes from a reality tv show featuring mental patients during group therapy at a state mental hospital for the criminally insane.

Starring Bernie Sanders and his delusional belief 

that money magically grows on trees 

in the gardens of super rich billionaires.

Starring Elizabeth Warren and her multiple personalities. 

On some days she shows up at group therapy as 

an American Indian. 

Someday Liz shows up at group therapy 

as a pregnant woman who was fired from her job 

when she was, in fact, not fired at all, 

but instead wandered away aimlessly 

two months after they renewed her contract.

On other days Liz has delusional and violent outbursts 

where she threatens to rob banks and millionaires 

so she can pay for a gigantic green machine 

that will stop the sun from burning up the earth.

Starring Pete Buttigieg who has grandiose delusions 

of playing God while waving a magic wand 

that turns people stupid so they can't read the Bible 

while he forces them to watch Pete kiss his boyfriend.

Starring Amy Klobuchar who uncontrollably and 

relentlessly screams the word, "Impeach!" 

while she stares catatonically at Fox News 

and french kisses a photo of 

Never Trumper Republican voters.

Starring Michael Bloomberg who bribes 

the mental hospital staff 

so he can eat first in the line at the cafeteria 

and so he can claim he's a psychiatrist 

during group therapy without 

the group therapist correcting him.