Saturday, June 19, 2010

Solving The Gulf Oil Spill Crisis: How The Prophet Heals The Dirty Waters and Cleanses The Spiritual Darkness of The City -- 2 Kings 2:19-22

How The Prophet Heals The Dirty Waters and Cleanses The Spiritual Darkness of The City -- 2 Kings 2:19-22

When The People of The Gulf Coast Repent of Their Occult Practices, Their Worship of The Witchcraft of Disney World, Their Marriage To The Warlocks of Harry Potter Amusement Park, Their Embracement of Carnal MegaChurch Paganism, Their Lakeland Outpouring Demonism, and The Racial Blood Covenants with The Slave Trade of 400 Years, Then Shall The Lord Send Forth A True Prophet of God Who Shall Call Upon The Lord of Heaven To Heal The Waters of The Gulf Oil Spill.

2 Kings 2:19-22

Now the leaders of the town of Jericho visited the prophet Elisha. "We have a problem, my lord," they told him. "This town is located in beautiful natural surroundings, as you can see. But the water is bad, and the land is unproductive."

Elisha said, "Bring me a new bowl with salt in it." So they brought it to him.

Then he went out to the spring that supplied the town with water and threw the salt into it. And he said, "This is what the LORD says: I have made this water wholesome. It will no longer cause death or infertility."

So the waters have been purified to this day, according to the word of Elisha which he spoke.


Anonymous said...

You are just crazy

Anonymous said...

so how long have you been mentally insane?

Anonymous said...

James, your posts are receiving more attention on "Joe My God" blog than on the James Hartline Report. Your post received 39 comments so far on Joe's blog, but absolutely none here on the Hartline blog.

Does anyone really read the Hartline Report now? You used to brag that you had over 50,000 readers. What happened?

At least Pam Spalding, Mike Tidmus, Joe, and a few others are reading your messages. Maybe even Jeebus reads them. LOL

James Hartline said...

One, I rarely post comments. I have thousands of comments sitting in the "waiting" to post files. And two, my readership of over 50,000 is via my EMAIL newsletter, not my blog. Duh.

Anonymous said...

Hey James! You coming OUT to the park for gay day with the Padres? Happy Pride Season, and many more.