The Leona Helmsley School For Bad Girls
"We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes."
To The Lowly Applicants of The Leona Helmsley School For Bad Girls: If you like dogs, own a billion dollar corporation and can demonstrate a passion for greed and employee abuse, you can have a seat - on my floor. If you are a female mobster with a strong sense of selfishness, arrogance and a belief in your ability to destroy poor working families while you become filthy rich, than you too, can be a Leona Helmsley Girl!
President and The Queen of Mean
All others are worker bees
Meg Whitman, Carly Fiorina and Mary Bono - Bad girls who have all learned Leona's 101 cruel ways to live in a mansion, corrupt the political system and make life miserable for employees and family alike.
While California is suffering with poverty, long lines at the soup kitchens and a historically high 12.4% unemployment rate, Meg Whitman has given $19 million to her insidious campaign to become California's next governor. Adding the millions of dollars to her campaign coffers from greedy investment globalists who have created no new jobs for the millions of currently unemployed Californians and you can see why Meg Whitman finished at the top of her graduating class at the Leona Helmsley School For Bad Girls.
When she's not making videos about the demon sheep, Carly Fiorina is busy demanding that voters make her the next wealthy California senator. She's promised to make videos more shocking than her demon sheep video in the days ahead. With her global trotting trips and multiple millions of dollars in the bank, Carly hasn't had time in recent years to help the poor folk of California. However, she's got a real knack for giving Californians a good ole' Leona Helmsley beat down when they get out of line.
When she's not voting to give away America's financial sovereignty by voting for the traitorous big government Cap and Tax debacle, recycled RINO Congresswoman Mary Bono is busy lobbying for the GOP poodles of the Log Cabin homosexual club. Just like Mama Leona, Mary Bono dislikes the oppressed workers of California, but she loves her dogs.
Call 1-800-666-Mitt for your application today!